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- Immigration?
- Revenue.

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Missus Rose! There are people
here from the government!

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I've been gutted!

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John, I've been stripped
of every morsel of pleasure

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I earned in this life!

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Well, how do you think I feel, Moira?!

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Eli was family, for God's sake!

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Leave your finances to me,
he said! Son of a bitch!

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Baby, it's crazy, people are just like,

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taking our stuff!

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I said, they're taking our stuff!

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Can you just step out of
the club for a second, ple...

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Hold on, hold on! Those
bags are not for you,

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my boyfriend bought those for me,

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so, theoretically, they are his!

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Please sir, can you step aside?

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No, you step aside! You step aside!

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I'm still trying to wrap my mind around

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what kind of a sick
person wants to get paid

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to destroy another person's life!

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Destroy another person's life!

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Where are you taking that?!

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My very soul has been kidnapped,

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there's no ransom, no
one's coming to save me!

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We've got 15 minutes to
collect our personals,

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- can we pick up the pace?!
- No, no!

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Did you put Kristen with Robin?
They don't like each other!

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Nooooo! Nooooo!

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Eli really did a number, Johnny.

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He took everything.

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They're still looking for him,
they think he's in the Caymans.

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He was our business manager,
he's supposed to pay taxes!

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Hmm.

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There is a very small
amount set aside for you,

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and one asset the government
has allowed you to retain.

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The kids.

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The children are dependents, Moira.

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You bought a small town in 1991, Johnny.

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Yes, I bought that as a joke for my son.

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Wait, you actually purchased that town?

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Yes, I purchased the town,
how else could I get the deed?

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- You could've photo shopped the deed!
- And saved the money!

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Why would I Photoshop a deed,
the joke was owning the town!

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- Okay, stop.
- That was the joke!

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- Oh my God!
- Well, that was the joke!

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To Johnny's credit...

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This town just might be your
saving grace, at least for a while.

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What do you mean?

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You can live there for next to nothing,

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until you get back on your feet.

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I'm sure there's a
penthouse we can move into,

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please, there are other options.

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Well, homelessness is still on the table.

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The whole time I was surrounded
by old women wearing visors,

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who smelled like yams!

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There was nowhere to lie down!

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There was nowhere to lie
down, there was no bed!

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There was no kitchen.

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I know!

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No.

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I don't know what to
tell you, there's like,

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cows all over the place, like, everywhere.

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I don't know if there's even a station,

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I don't know what's happening!

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Johnny Rose!

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Roland Schitt.

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Oh, you're the mayor
we're supposed to meet.

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That's right, I'm the mayor,

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so if you're looking for
an ass to kiss, it's mine!

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Oh, this is my family, my son...

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Let's get you all squared away
in the office there, Johnny,

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okay, the gals can grab the bags,

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you follow me, all right, right this way,

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watch it, honey, here we come.

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The "Cheaters" marathon
we watched, it's like that.

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Children, keep an eye on these bags.

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Apparently in hell, there's no bellman!

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- David, what are we...
- Shut up!

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- You shut up!
- You shut up!

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- Um, you shut up!
- You shhhut up!

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The name is Rose.

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I don't see a reservation under that name.

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It's okay, Stevie, I set
aside two rooms for them.

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Well, there's nothing here.

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Well okay, fine, just
book 'em in with two rooms,

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these people own the
town; They're big deals.

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We'll need three rooms, minimum.

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Ooh, no can do, honey.

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Look, we have a one room comp policy here,

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and I am personally throwing in an
extra room out of sheer decency, so...

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What about suites? Do you
have a couple of suites?

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This guy!

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Um...

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No, this is a motel,

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so we cater more to off road
truckers and drunk teenagers.

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Please, someone just
give me a key, to a door,

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to a room any room! I just want a bathtub,

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and a long extension cord, please.

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There you go, ma'am.

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It smells like a gym bag.

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Does anyone else feel light headed?

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Oh my God, this takes
me back to high school.

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You know, I did the deed in just
about every room in this place.

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Yep, if a forensic team came in here

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with one of those blue lights,
this place would just light up!

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Okay, that's good.

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- Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
- Oh my God. Oh my God!

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Oh hey, chief, the other
room's right through there.

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Here you go.

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And there's the bed,

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I should probably pull off
that cover, and... burn it.

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All right.

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Good, Roland, thank you very
much, appreciate everything, uh...

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... Have a ball in the land down under!

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Ever wanna ride a kangaroo?

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Okay.

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Okay.

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- Okay.
- Oof!

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Okay, okay.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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Okay. Okay.

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Okay. Okay!

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Okay. Okay. I love you!

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Oh, okay, well, it looks
like you got all the channels

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except for Channel 19 for
some reason. I don't know why.

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Well, the thing is we won't be
watching a lot of television,

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but again, thank you,

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I don't want to keep you,
I know you're a busy man.

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Whoa!

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Hi.

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Can I help you?

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I'm looking for an extra towel, Okay...

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And this might be a stupid question,

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considering the state
of the rugs in our room,

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but do you have a business centre here?

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Yes, we do have a business center.

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You can find it right outside
the doors to your left,

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right beside the hammam spa.

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Would you like me to book you
a treatment while you're at it?

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Thank you, no, just the towel, thanks.

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I'll get those right out.

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Well Roland, once again,
thank you for giving us

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the lay of the land here,

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but we have some serious unpacking to do.

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- Oh, sure!
- If you don't mind.

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No problem there, Johnny,
I don't mind helpin' out.

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Listen, one thing before I go here, um...

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Do you mind if I use your toilet?

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Is it absolutely necessary?

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Uh, yeah, I would say
it's absolutely necessary!

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Excuse me.

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Absolutely necessary.

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Yes, that train has left the station,

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if you know what I mean!

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- I need that bed.
- Why?

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- Because I need it.
- Why?

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Because if someone were to break in here

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in the middle of the
night wanting to murder us,

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they would attack this bed first,

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so I need this bed.

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So you're saying that you
want me to get murdered first?!

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In front of you? And
then what would you do?

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Would you just run away
and leave me to bleed out...

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On the floor?!

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Uh, sort of, that was the plan, yeah.

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Okay. Well, you can have
the bed when I leave.

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Well, where are you going?

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Stavros is flying in to
get me, I told you that.

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What do you mean Stavros is com...

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What do you mean? When?
When is he doing that?

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Like, whenever stupid Mary-Kate
stops hogging his plane.

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Well, where are we going?

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Okay, at present, he's just coming for me,

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but then I figured that
we would just come back

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and grab you guys at some point.

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What kind of sociopath abandons her
family in some vomit soaked dump,

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to gallivant around the world

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with her dumb shipping heir loser boyfriend

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she's known for three months?!

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Um, David, it will be
four months next month!

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Oh my God!

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And he just told me that he
could potentially see himself

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considering saying "I love you"

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at some point sometime soon, so...

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That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

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I'm telling mom. I'm telling
mom and dad, have you told them?

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No! No David, I'm waiting
for the right opportunity.

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Okay, otherwise dad's gonna cry,

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and mom's gonna do that thing

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where she pretends that nothing's wrong,

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and then just doesn't
talk to me for five months,

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and I don't want that.

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Well, I need this bed! I need it, so.

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You know what, David?!

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You get murdered first for once!

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No, you get murdered first!

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David, you get murdered first!

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No, you! You do it!

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Yes, you get murdered first!
David, you get murdered first!

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I actually think this place is kinda cute.

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Did you say cute?

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No Alexis, Martha Stewart's
Hampton home is cute.

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Where's that weird man?

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Where?

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He's in the bathroom.

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He... he won't leave!

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00:10:01,972 --> 00:10:03,840
Well, he's been in there
for a very long ti...

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Oh my God! Oh my God!

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00:10:06,877 --> 00:10:10,179
Jeez. Um... Boy.

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Remind me to get that window fixed.

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It will not open.

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Roland, listen, thank you very much,

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but I appreciate everything you've done,

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we need a little private
time now, as a family.

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Sure, well actually, those
curtains do close there so...

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Oh, look! You've got Channel 19!

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Roland, could you get the fuck out?!

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This latest model is a
revelation in innovation.

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I am not lying folks, it's
gonna last you a lifetime.

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You are gonna thank...

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That was an overreaction.
That was uncalled for.

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It's just... you know,
we're a little tired,

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it's been a long day,

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there's a pharmacy worth
of drugs wearing off

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on most of us right now,
and I just think as a family,

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we just need a little time to chill.

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Johnny, please, you
don't have to apologize,

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and you really don't have
to hit me over the head

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with this sort of thing, I get it,

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you need your little family
time and all that, I'm sure.

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No problem.

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You know what I'll do, I'll um...

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I'll just get the fuck out of here.

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Ugh, we have to eat in here?!

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I think it's kinda sweet.

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Alexis, what's going on with you?

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- What do you mean?
- Seriously?!

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The room was "cute," this place is "sweet."

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I am personally offended by this place,

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I don't know what you
think is nice about it.

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The town is disgusting. It is gruesome.

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It is charming, it is quaint,
it's like out of a storybook.

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Alexis, what the hell
is the matter with you?!

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Okay... Stavros is flying in to get me,

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and I am going to go live
with him for a little bit.

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00:12:04,431 --> 00:12:06,699
Well, that is not happening.

247
00:12:06,733 --> 00:12:08,834
And I am appalled that my baby girl

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has turned into a
selfish, duplicitous whore!

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Oh, hello!

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00:12:13,773 --> 00:12:16,475
Hi, I'm Twyla. I'll be your waitress today.

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Anyway, I read about you guys,

252
00:12:19,312 --> 00:12:21,714
and everything you've gone
through, it sounds super crappy.

253
00:12:21,748 --> 00:12:23,681
Super crappy?

254
00:12:23,716 --> 00:12:25,550
I had a second cousin in Elmdale

255
00:12:25,584 --> 00:12:28,053
who did telemarketing,
he made a ton of money.

256
00:12:28,087 --> 00:12:29,587
It turns out his entire
business was illegal,

257
00:12:29,622 --> 00:12:31,089
and he lost everything.

258
00:12:31,124 --> 00:12:33,725
Hm... not quite the same.

259
00:12:33,759 --> 00:12:36,428
Yeah, no, he went to prison,
which is terrible, but...

260
00:12:36,462 --> 00:12:40,031
But he is learning
Spanish, no mas, le duele!

261
00:12:40,065 --> 00:12:42,099
I think it means, "stop, it hurts."

262
00:12:42,134 --> 00:12:44,402
Oh, wonderful anecdote.

263
00:12:44,436 --> 00:12:45,870
Could you give us a moment please?

264
00:12:45,905 --> 00:12:48,272
Whenever you're ready,
I'm just right over here.

265
00:12:48,306 --> 00:12:51,009
I forbid you to abandon our family.

266
00:12:51,043 --> 00:12:52,944
I am a grown woman, mother.

267
00:12:52,978 --> 00:12:54,846
This is an act of a spoiled child!

268
00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:58,115
I think it's unforgivable!

269
00:12:58,150 --> 00:12:59,417
I think that you're just super jealous,

270
00:12:59,451 --> 00:13:02,086
'cause I'm getting out of here!

271
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,355
Also, you have a big thing
of dandruff on your eyebrow.

272
00:13:04,389 --> 00:13:06,123
- Don't do that!
- Kids, stop, stop!

273
00:13:06,158 --> 00:13:08,025
The world is falling apart around us John,

274
00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:10,428
and I'm dying inside.

275
00:13:10,462 --> 00:13:12,629
Well, I'm feeling a little queasy myself.

276
00:13:12,664 --> 00:13:15,298
Oh, brisket!

277
00:13:15,332 --> 00:13:16,900
- Give me... some spale!
- David!

278
00:13:24,141 --> 00:13:26,777
John...

279
00:13:26,811 --> 00:13:28,611
- Oh my God!
- Umm...

280
00:13:32,783 --> 00:13:35,418
These rooms did have doors, didn't they?

281
00:13:35,453 --> 00:13:37,120
Yeah, it's a hotel, they're hotel rooms!

282
00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:39,922
It's a motel! These are motel rooms.

283
00:13:39,957 --> 00:13:42,024
What if they took our stuff?!

284
00:13:42,059 --> 00:13:43,726
What stuff? There's no stuff to take.

285
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,027
I have stuff!

286
00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:50,032
Son of a bitch!

287
00:13:56,272 --> 00:13:57,640
Yeah, I've got a problem.

288
00:13:57,674 --> 00:13:59,675
If this is about doors...

289
00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:01,376
Yeah, it's about doors,
yeah, my doors are gone,

290
00:14:01,411 --> 00:14:03,845
my front door, somebody stole my doors!

291
00:14:03,879 --> 00:14:05,780
Yeah, you're gonna have to
talk to Roland about that.

292
00:14:05,815 --> 00:14:07,583
He lives just down the street,
you make a left out of the motel

293
00:14:07,617 --> 00:14:09,518
and then another left.

294
00:14:09,552 --> 00:14:11,487
It's a house with a truck in the driveway.

295
00:14:11,521 --> 00:14:16,158
There's a bumper sticker
of a naked Helen Mirren.

296
00:14:16,192 --> 00:14:20,895
Oh my God, no! No! No!

297
00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:23,531
- What?!
- Ah! My earrings! They were there.

298
00:14:23,565 --> 00:14:24,933
- They're not there!
- Where did they go?

299
00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:27,235
I don't know!

300
00:14:27,269 --> 00:14:29,137
I don't know! First you
threatened to abandon me,

301
00:14:29,171 --> 00:14:31,506
and now my precious diamonds are gone!

302
00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:33,775
Okay, you are super dramatic right now.

303
00:14:33,809 --> 00:14:36,810
Shut up and look for them!

304
00:14:46,021 --> 00:14:49,690
Get open!

305
00:14:53,561 --> 00:14:56,496
Roland, I see you behind the truck!

306
00:14:56,531 --> 00:14:58,498
Yeah, of course you see me.

307
00:14:58,533 --> 00:14:59,967
I'm looking at my gravel.

308
00:15:02,370 --> 00:15:04,872
Gravel these days, what are you gonna do?

309
00:15:04,906 --> 00:15:07,641
- Yeah, it's gravel.
- Yeah, it's gravel!

310
00:15:07,675 --> 00:15:09,742
Hey, good news for you.

311
00:15:09,777 --> 00:15:12,145
I talked to a guy about
that bathroom window.

312
00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:14,514
That's the least of my concerns right now!

313
00:15:14,549 --> 00:15:17,717
Oh really? Well, why don't
we address your concerns?!

314
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:21,020
The doors! I want my doors back!

315
00:15:21,055 --> 00:15:22,121
- Oh!
- Before it gets dark!

316
00:15:22,156 --> 00:15:24,423
My son is afraid of moths.

317
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,325
Oh, hmm. Well, here's the
thing about that Johnny,

318
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,895
you see, you did a bad thing.

319
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,263
You disrespected me in
front of your family!

320
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:32,431
And now they think less of me.

321
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:35,267
I doubt that's possible.

322
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,170
And to be honest, you were
kinda breathing down our necks

323
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,471
a little bit back at the motel.

324
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:42,408
Johnny, when I was a kid
and I did a bad thing,

325
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,077
my father took the doors off my room.

326
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:49,147
And he said to me,
"Roland, privacy is earned."

327
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,184
I am having a tough time following that.

328
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:54,052
What the hell does that
have to do with privacy?

329
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:57,422
Nothing. I just got mad,
and I took your doors.

330
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,991
Look, if you took
offense to anything I said

331
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:02,861
back at the motel, just
know it wasn't personal.

332
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:08,366
All right, apology accepted.

333
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,567
Well, that was less of an apology,

334
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,069
and more of an explanation.

335
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,070
Nevertheless, I accept your apology.

336
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,171
Which it wasn't!

337
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:16,941
So thank you again for that apology.

338
00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:18,576
Well, there was no apology,
and I can't do this anymore!

339
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,578
You said you're sorry in a
very sweet and humble way,

340
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,413
and that takes a big man to do that,

341
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:25,316
and that's what Johnny
Rose is! A big man! Ooh!

342
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,422
Oh!

343
00:16:32,457 --> 00:16:35,726
Hello! Hello!

344
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:38,428
Hi, hello, come here, please.

345
00:16:38,463 --> 00:16:43,067
I don't suppose you saw
any hobos or crackheads

346
00:16:43,101 --> 00:16:45,636
loitering around the hotel today?

347
00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:48,472
No crackheads, no...

348
00:16:48,506 --> 00:16:51,275
While the rooms were exposed to
the world like a Moroccan fair,

349
00:16:51,309 --> 00:16:54,378
someone got in here and stole my earrings.

350
00:16:54,412 --> 00:16:58,448
But it was just... but it
was just you here today.

351
00:16:58,483 --> 00:17:01,518
- It was.
- It was.

352
00:17:01,552 --> 00:17:04,821
I'm assuming you were the only
one here on the premises today?

353
00:17:04,855 --> 00:17:07,356
I think I know where
you're going with this.

354
00:17:07,391 --> 00:17:11,761
No, I'm simply confirming
that you alone were here

355
00:17:11,796 --> 00:17:13,997
when the earrings were stolen.

356
00:17:14,031 --> 00:17:14,964
Are you asking me if I stole your earrings?

357
00:17:14,999 --> 00:17:18,067
No, I would never, please!

358
00:17:18,102 --> 00:17:21,170
But I also would certainly
never press charges

359
00:17:21,204 --> 00:17:24,039
if my earrings were
suddenly to be returned.

360
00:17:24,073 --> 00:17:27,075
If they suddenly reappeared,

361
00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:29,044
if you gave them back I
would not press charges,

362
00:17:29,078 --> 00:17:31,280
I would look the other way.

363
00:17:31,315 --> 00:17:33,081
Okay, you know what? I gotta run.

364
00:17:33,116 --> 00:17:35,284
'Cause I wanna hit the
pawn shop before it closes.

365
00:17:35,319 --> 00:17:37,452
I owe my crack dealer a ton of money, so.

366
00:17:37,486 --> 00:17:40,355
You seem like you have
this under control, though.

367
00:17:40,389 --> 00:17:42,024
What just happened?!

368
00:17:42,058 --> 00:17:44,526
David, I politely asked that concierge girl

369
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,229
if she had stolen my earrings,
and she turned ice cold,

370
00:17:47,263 --> 00:17:49,264
and now she's on her way to a pawn shop!

371
00:17:49,299 --> 00:17:51,700
What?! I need a towel!

372
00:17:51,734 --> 00:17:53,935
Hello, hi.

373
00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:56,304
Hi, I am sorry if my mom accused you

374
00:17:56,339 --> 00:17:58,440
- of taking something.
- It's fine.

375
00:17:58,474 --> 00:18:00,442
Okay, but does this mean that
when you're cleaning our rooms,

376
00:18:00,476 --> 00:18:02,276
you're gonna put weird stuff in
our beds out of spite, or something?

377
00:18:02,311 --> 00:18:03,878
I won't be cleaning your room.

378
00:18:03,912 --> 00:18:05,447
Okay, can I ask you a question?

379
00:18:05,481 --> 00:18:07,549
Shoot.

380
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:08,616
I think you're kind of rude!

381
00:18:08,651 --> 00:18:10,918
Is that a question?

382
00:18:10,953 --> 00:18:14,055
I have asked you thrice now for a towel,

383
00:18:14,089 --> 00:18:16,858
so that I may wash this town off my body.

384
00:18:16,892 --> 00:18:18,125
Do you think I wanna be here?

385
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,861
Do you think I wanna be here?!

386
00:18:19,895 --> 00:18:21,562
I don't know what you want,

387
00:18:21,596 --> 00:18:23,664
you've given me one word
answers since I got here!

388
00:18:23,698 --> 00:18:25,599
So if I get you a towel you'll
stop following me to my car?

389
00:18:25,693 --> 00:18:29,596
Yes! Yes!

390
00:18:29,631 --> 00:18:32,232
Fine, but I'm only doing this
because you called me rude,

391
00:18:32,266 --> 00:18:34,435
and I take that as a compliment.

392
00:18:34,469 --> 00:18:36,603
The man is a lunatic!

393
00:18:36,638 --> 00:18:38,204
What the hell happened here?

394
00:18:38,239 --> 00:18:40,607
We've been robbed.

395
00:18:40,642 --> 00:18:43,910
Right now some local is
pawning my earrings for crank.

396
00:18:43,945 --> 00:18:45,711
- Your diamonds?!
- Yes, my diamonds,

397
00:18:45,746 --> 00:18:47,680
the one thing I could hide under my tongue.

398
00:18:47,714 --> 00:18:52,185
Moira, I took your earrings out of here,

399
00:18:52,219 --> 00:18:56,022
and I put them in my shoe. For safekeeping.

400
00:18:56,057 --> 00:18:59,992
No! No!

401
00:19:00,026 --> 00:19:02,728
Stavros just texted me.

402
00:19:02,763 --> 00:19:05,064
And he ended it, he's not coming!

403
00:19:05,098 --> 00:19:06,532
He said he doesn't have
time to come and get me,

404
00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:09,869
because he already rsvp'd
to Diddy's white party,

405
00:19:09,903 --> 00:19:12,338
and doesn't have time to do both!

406
00:19:12,372 --> 00:19:14,173
But I was supposed to be
his date to the white party!

407
00:19:14,207 --> 00:19:18,444
Alexis, he was never my favourite Stavros.

408
00:19:18,478 --> 00:19:20,079
I've hated that guy ever since he asked me

409
00:19:20,113 --> 00:19:22,348
to do lines with him at my sixtieth.

410
00:19:22,382 --> 00:19:24,749
Just out of sheer curiosity,

411
00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:27,586
um, where do you stand now

412
00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:29,521
on whether or not you
think this motel is cute?

413
00:19:29,555 --> 00:19:30,622
Like, is it still cute, or is it...

414
00:19:30,656 --> 00:19:32,657
You're a dick, David!

415
00:19:32,692 --> 00:19:34,459
Oh, I'm a dick!

416
00:19:34,494 --> 00:19:36,361
Okay, did I dump you for a party?!

417
00:19:36,395 --> 00:19:37,729
David, help me with the doors.

418
00:19:37,763 --> 00:19:39,931
No I can't, I just got out of the shower.

419
00:19:39,966 --> 00:19:41,099
- I need help with the doors.
- Oh my God!

420
00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:42,801
David, help him with the doors!

421
00:19:42,835 --> 00:19:44,503
- You help him with the doors!
- No!

422
00:19:44,537 --> 00:19:45,637
David, could you help me with the doors?!

423
00:19:45,671 --> 00:19:47,205
It's air drying!

424
00:19:47,239 --> 00:19:49,807
Pick up a hammer, and
nail this coffin shut!

425
00:19:52,454 --> 00:19:54,100
As if I didn't see this coming.

426
00:19:54,858 --> 00:19:58,294
He's broken up with me five times already.

427
00:19:58,328 --> 00:20:01,730
Like, there was that time
that he never met me in Rio,

428
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,231
and remember that time that he gave me

429
00:20:03,266 --> 00:20:06,135
his ex wife's engagement ring?

430
00:20:06,169 --> 00:20:08,537
And then, last summer,

431
00:20:08,571 --> 00:20:10,673
that time that he left his Molly

432
00:20:10,707 --> 00:20:12,440
in my glove compartment,
and then I got arrested?

433
00:20:12,475 --> 00:20:15,110
Oh my God! Can you do me a huge favour?

434
00:20:15,145 --> 00:20:17,845
And never repeat this to
anyone that you respect, okay?

435
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,915
- Okay? Okay.
- Okay.

436
00:20:20,949 --> 00:20:23,218
Kids, we just came in to say good night,

437
00:20:23,252 --> 00:20:26,954
and to remind you that we
will get through this...

438
00:20:26,989 --> 00:20:28,490
- Okay, good night!
- As a family...

439
00:20:28,524 --> 00:20:30,925
Warmest regards to you both.

440
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:34,996
And that will end up
on our feet in no time!

441
00:20:35,030 --> 00:20:36,931
Of course, by then our
feet will be shoeless,

442
00:20:36,965 --> 00:20:39,000
and filthy and mangled,

443
00:20:39,034 --> 00:20:42,737
from walking on cigarette
butts and broken beer bottles.

444
00:20:42,771 --> 00:20:46,507
So, seriously Alexis, enough about Stavros!

445
00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:50,578
I'm sorry if I am going
through something right now!

446
00:20:50,612 --> 00:20:51,845
You're going through something?!

447
00:21:02,357 --> 00:21:04,891
- Good night, children.
- Good night!

448
00:21:04,926 --> 00:21:07,427
- Good night.
- Good night.

449
00:21:07,461 --> 00:21:08,695
Let's all pray we don't wake up.

450
00:21:08,696 --> 00:21:14,303
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